Química

Hasta ahora voy 1 a 1, y mañana desempato con quimica, asi que el post de hoy va a ser un largo post dedicado a quimica. Al que tenga las pelotas de leerlo le prometo que por lo menos con alguna de las partes (o quizas debiera decir particulas?) se va a reir.

Este es un reporte que encontre navegando por la web (la foto adjunta al reporte es la que se puede observar arriba):


Scientists Isolate ‘Happy’ Molecule, Molecule Dies of Depression

New York, NY Last week researchers at Colombiana Medical Center announced that they had successfully isolated the molecule that they say causes happiness. Scientists are hopeful that this so-called “happy molecule” can be used in different applications from treating postpartum depression to curing seasonal affectation disorder.
“This is a breakthrough discovery in how we look at treating mental health,” said team leader Dr. James R. Crabtree, (cousin of John H. Crabtree).
Preliminary observations suggest that this molecule is unique because of its high propensity for interaction with other molecules.
“We have not seen such an active molecule profile in all our elemental studies,” said Crabtree. “Wherever there is a gathering of molecules, these ‘happy’ molecules seem to be right there at the nucleus of it all, no pun intended.”
In a related study scientist observed the ‘happy’ molecule in isolation. Under these circumstances scientist noted different behavior patterns.
In a related study scientist observed the ‘happy’ molecule in isolation. Under these circumstances scientist noted different behavior patterns.
“In isolation, this ‘happy’ molecule showed much lower levels of activity. It engaged in a lot of sitting around and watching MTV. There were requests to be able to use the phone too, but we had to say no because that would kill the whole point of isolation, now wouldn’t it?” Crabtree explained.
The study concluded that in isolation this ‘happy’ molecule becomes depressed and on average lives only half as long as compared to a natural social environment.


Otra cosa que encontre, dedicada a Rocio, que imagino que le va a causar mucha gracia:

Cesium (Burning in the Dead of Night)
(Tune, Blackbird)

Cesium burning in the dead of night.
Take your sky blue lines and start to shine.
All my life,
I was only waiting for the moment you were mine.

Cesium burning on a lake of ice.
Lift your glorious flame up to the skies.
All your life,
You were only waiting for some water to arise.

Cesium burn.
Cesium burn.
Give your light to this coal black night.

Voy a tener que despedirme, pensaba hacer el post mas extenso, pero el examen es mañana, y bueno... digamos que estequimoetria no es lo mio...
Vamos a blandir esos aniones, a ver si salvamos!!! Y a igualar ecuaciones, y plantear equilibrios, y Avogadro, y Boyle, y Charles, y Dalton, y Haber (y bosch), y Lavoisier que era un salado. y LeChatelier, y laPlace que era otro salado y Brönsted (y Lowry) y yo que se quines mas... pero bueno, en fin, estoy empezando a presentar sintomas de delirio e histeria, asi que me voy a retirar.
A sido un placer... nos veremos en otra ocasion. Deseenme suerte soretes!!

Agur
Yo

BANANORAMA... En toda reacción química la masa se conserva, esto es, la bananorama total de los reactivos es igual a la bananorama total de los productos